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UPDATE:

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Now go away, you pervs!  Or at least check out the rest of my website, now that you are here.  Maybe you can learn about things like American Government, the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, Elections, Music and Movies, and more.  Or, just beat it.  Perv.

If you aren't a perv, please add your own search topics below.  The more Google hits, the better.  But keep it fairly clean, please.  Mom might read this.

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Comments

[zippy]

Britney Spears naked! And while we are here, let's also lure them in with kiddie porn, legalizing pot, Carmen Electra, Bush's National Guard memos, and an iguana.

I'd like to find out whose search leads to THAT.

[Gullyborg]

Let's not forget the Paris Hilton Sex Tape. That should lure in a few more men in trenchcoats!

[Vishnu Troll Daddy Earth Goddess]

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[Gullyborg]

A quick check of my stats board shows two off site hits came in from search engines. Amazing. 800 billion web pages of porn out there, and 2 random people clicked on my webpage because of the words contained here. And that is today.

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The net is out.

[Gullyborg]

Oh, and I should mention Nigerian scam artists.

[Mahesh]

no comments

[Gullyborg]

Suckered in another one. That's over 100 so far. Actually, that's about 10% of all my traffic to this site. Kind of a bummber, actually.

Boobs.

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Big Bare Boobies.

Bazambas!

[Gullyborg]

This post continues to be my number one hit from search engines. A check on Google now shows that, if you enter "Britney Spears naked" and search, this page is the 13th page on the list.

Let's get this up to number one!

[Zorro]

Let's not forget everybody's favorite taboo topics:

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INCEST! If you can't keep it in, keep it in the family.

Been said already, but let's have another show of hands for kiddie porn!

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Lindsay Lohan

Hillary Duff

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Katie Holmes

Christina Aguillera

Beyonce Knowles

Kate Beckinsale

Angelina Jolie

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:-)

(bigger net for ya!)

[Gullyborg]

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Go read this blog!

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[sarahk]

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[Gullyborg]

*giggles*

I threw a link to you up top as well, in the "girls with guns" section.

[steveo]

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[Gullyborg]

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... ok, I wonder if that will spice things up with the old Google hits?

[Gullyborg]

Looks like most hits now are coming from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Hmmm? Did something happen in the news lately to give them a spike among perv searches?

[Desert Cat]

[Lipton Iced Tea] you're shameless! :D

[Gullyborg]

heya again, Cat... did you get here from

A) reading my wonderful archives
B) SarahK's referral list
or
C) searching for boobie pictures?

;-P

[Gullyborg]

down to #23 on Google. NEED. MORE. HITS.

also: see the satire here:

http://www.mountaineermusing.com

oh, and you gotta see Risawn:

http://www.risawn.com

[Gullyborg]

ARGH! Dropped to the 50's googling "Britney Spears Naked" although "Britney Spears Boobs" has me at #13. Worse though, mypetjawa is in the top ten!!!

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[Gullyborg]

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[Gullyborg]

Dang... we have totally fallen off the Google radar. What oh what can I do? How about posting PARIS HILTON'S SECRET CELL PHONE NUMBERS!

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I have no idea where to get them, but I hear they are out there. Somewhere.

[Gullyborg]

Holy resurrection, buttman! We are back in the top 20 today!

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[Gullyborg]

Britney Spears may be naked, but Ariana Huffington is full of crap!

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[cookoo for coaco puffs]

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[james]

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[joshua tuttle]

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[Brook]

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