Law schools supply meth labs

Just now, I stopped by the Court Cafe at the University of Oregon School of Law.  I've got a little bit of a sniffle, so I wanted to grab some medicine.  Lo and behold, right there on the shelf, I found some DayQuil.  With Pseudoephedrine HCl.  That's right, Sudafed!

I bought this dangerous product, containing the primary ingredient of methampehtamine, for $1.09, without having to fill out any forms, show any ID, or even ask for anyone to get it from behind the counter for me.  I didn't even have to prove I was a student.  I just grabbed it, paid, and walked away.

The implications here are astounding.  How many meth makers are, right at this moment, grabbing their ingredients at the University of Oregon?  How much meth is entering the stream of commerce thanks to my school?  What can we do to keep our children safe?  THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Only one thing is certain: the University of Oregon School of Law is recklessly and dangerously putting deadly meth precursers into the hands of anyone with a buck nine.

THIS MUST BE STOPPED!

Comments

[Jeff]

I wonder what, if any, are the penalties for not putting that stuff behind the counter?

[Geoffrey Davis]

That is the last straw. I was willing to endure the communist professors, constant indoctrination, the liberal protests, the crazy speakers daily, and even the smell wafting off the hippies, but supplying dealers! I am shocked, appalled even! I am done with this university DONE! Peace.

[Robin]

Hey Cheech,

Chong:Yah man.

Cheech:got any aspirin?

Chong: Wow Man, I don't know... let me check.

Cheech: hurry up man, my head is killing me.

chong: Sorry man, all that I have is this acetylsalicylic acid.

(ASA, chemical name for aspirin)