This will be my last Carnival of Cordite. I have finally realized that guns really do kill people. We would all be better off without the darn things. I am only posting this one because you folks have bothered to send in submissions, and it would be rude to blow you off. But don't expect anything in the way of excerpts or pictures, because I don't want to contribute to the problem!
Spank that Donkey likes machine guns. Even though all machine guns are evil and should be banned. Unless they are in the hands of the police.
Some military chick is busy shooting machine guns at the
enemy insurgent members of the religion of peace.
.45 Caliber Justice likes this helicopter mounted automatic shotgun. I can't imagine a bigger waste of our tax dollars. Speaking of shotguns, he wants your advice. My advice, forget the shotgun and plant a tree instead.
Based on what Blog Idaho is saying, it looks like homes in Idaho are going to be flowing blood.
Look at all the insane murderous propaganda from Mr. Completely this week:
Turn an already dangerous firearm into a pistol-gripped death machine with this new stock.
Look at this other mysterious death machine, which has obviously been disguised.
Carnival of small bore death.
Winner of the last "close up" murdering competition.
And one for "far away" murdering.
This one reeks of environmental destruction. As does this one, which was so bad he wasn't willing to implicate himself with photographic evidence. And if you want to destroy some other pristine natural environment, read this.
Finally: do you want to get together with a bunch of other evil violent murderous gun owners?
That Mr. Completely... the man should be locked up for the betterment of a peaceful society!
The Civilian Gun Self Defense Blog notes that, yet again, a peaceful undocumented home enterer was brutally gunned down by oppressive thugs.
The Revolutionary War Veterans Association is making another stop on their evil march across America.
The Ten Ring recommends appropriate clothing for your drive by shooting spree. Make sure you have no identifying logos or symbols: security cameras, you know... Oh, and more environmental destruction (far worse than even what Mr. Completely does).
FuggerNutter notes that even a poor person can get out and slaughter innocent wildlife.
Geezer remembers the good old days, before deadly high-capacity assault-style semi-automatic weapons in the hands of roving criminal gangs made it unsafe to walk the streets at night.
Of Arms and the Law notes the connection between gun bans and the fall of the Berlin Wall. As if the collapse of a worker's paradise is a good thing... Speaking of the proletariat and the bourgeoisie, I am opposed to any set of laws that allows the upper class to have additional rights. And read more here about our oppression of peaceful Native Americans. And wouldn't we all be safer if we weren't allowed to own "other" guns?
The Pistolero notes that language is everything when trying to justify the continued existence of your murderous deadly assault weapons. And here's yet more proof that we need to repeal the Second Amendment.
Ronocracy has wild ideas about women being able to protect themselves. Like they would need to if it weren't for evil male oppressors practicing with assault weapons! If women want to stay safe, they should stay out of Kansas.
AnarchAngel answers a question about how best to use a deadly pistol-gripped assault-style combat shotgun to better murder innocent people.
IndianaCowboy continues the previous interview with a murdering NRA thug.
That incredibly evil mouthpiece for the shady gun lobby, Hell in a Handbasket, is just on fire this week:
Television turned movies that glorify violence.
How to manipulate law enforcement.
And, dealing with those peaceful undocumented home enterers.
This menace to society must be stopped!
Ah, Shoot! has also been busy:
Busy obtaining deadly Saturday Night Specials,
Busy working with evil military sniper rifles,
And busy smuggling in dangerous foreign military ammunition.
Avoid this person at all costs, as he is clearly deranged and not a safe member of civil society.
Heartless Libertarian is pondering shooting everyone.
Anthroblogogy, not content with the killing power of factory ammunition loaded by experts, is out to produce custom special mankiller rounds of his own.
Random Thoughts is so desperate to find a pro-gun argument, he must resort to such gimmicks as celebrity endorsements and crude language. And of course, he must be inspired by fictional thugs on television.
At least there is one bit of good news this week from Michael Bane. Apparently, the ATFE (once known as the BATF) is finally getting the good sense to crack down on gunsmiths who illegally convert safe weapons in their original manufacturer's state to deadly illegal assault style weapons.
Frankly, I applaud this action.
Now that you have finished reading this Carnival of Cordite, please be sure to check the date before you send me an angry e-mail...
We'll be back next week, sane and sober, and that's no fooling! Until then, keep your powder dry!