I haven't had much of a chance to follow the news lately, being so busy and all. But this morning, I was up earlier than usual, so I spent some time surfing the various news channels and website. From this, I can conclude that the following are the ONLY items of note in the entire World:
1) Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld are all stupid. And evil.
2) White women should avoid Aruba; black women should avoid Duke University.
3) Gas prices are going up; women and minorties will be hardest hit.
Apparently, there is NOTHING ELSE of note happening anywhere, at all.
You now know EVERYTHING that is important on Planet Earth today. You may go back to your coffee and donuts.
NWCN said the all three Republican candidates were "essentially the same"
Figures.
Posted by: Bob | Tuesday, 25 April 2006 at 11:09 AM
Bob, are you talking about the candidates for governor in a section about national politics?
BTW Gully, that is basically all the news in the world (unless you follow Nepalese politics, notice democracy starts working when our military isn't trying to enforce it at gun point) so I will go back to my morning cup. OK so its after noon on a Tuesday, so sue me.
Posted by: No one will read this | Tuesday, 25 April 2006 at 12:23 PM
OK ... I'll go back ... to work! Seems that's all I *ever* do ... now that bowling season is over.
Posted by: HMIL | Tuesday, 25 April 2006 at 10:06 PM
Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld (and don't forget Rove!) aren't just stupid and evil. They are Stupid, Evil Geniuses.
Posted by: Ken Summers | Wednesday, 26 April 2006 at 06:28 AM
Come on, American Idol gossip was on the "news" this morning. That's important too, right!?
Posted by: Lisa | Wednesday, 26 April 2006 at 08:00 AM
AI was on Wednesday morning. I wrote this on Tuesday.
So, over a TWO day period, we have what I wrote yesterday, plus something about American Idol.
Zzzzzz.
Posted by: Gullyborg | Wednesday, 26 April 2006 at 09:23 AM