Hat tip to Chris Muir, for inspiring this post...
So, the "big news" in the circles of the elite media-politi complex (like the military-industrial complex, except this is real and liberal), is that Neil Young, a Canadian, released a song about impeaching Bush.
Young, a burnt-out dope-smoking long-haired maggot-infested hippie cockroach who only became famous for protesting the Vietnam War, hasn't had a hit song since... since... well, since the Vietnam War. Dang cockroaches... can't get rid of 'em! But now we are supposed to take him seriously, because he is, gasp, *whispered tones* a serious artist.
Well, you know, more than one serious artist has spoken. For instance, Lynyrd Skynyrd spoke this:
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down;
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember;
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow!
So now I am issuing a CALL TO ACTION! The elite media-politi complex is going to do everything in its power to ensure that Neil Young sells a lot of copies of his new song Well, we can top that: let's put Lynyrd Skynyrd sales over mister Young's.
If, like me, you already own a copy (most good-hearted rednecks do), then buy a copy for a friend!
Once you have your copy, have it on hand and ready to play whenever you see a dope-smoking hippie-maggot Neil Young fan. Then hit "play" and, as the lyrics say, turn it up!
Call your local radio stations. Request that they play Sweet Home Alabama. A lot. Blanket the airwaves!
Oh, and spread the word to every "Southern Man" you know. Remind them why we don't need mister Young around.