Resistance is futile!

Hope and Change?

What happened to the Annointed One's promises to bring the troops home, to end the war in Iraq, and to bring hope of change from the Bush administration's failed military policies?

Instead, we have more Oregon National Guard members deploying to Iraq.

Now, I could be missing something, but is this the "hope and change" we were all promised?

Regardless, our hope and prayers go out to the brave troops of the 158th!

The Chosen One Will Save Us!!!

OK, we are now just hours away from Inaguration Day for The Chosen One Who Will Save Us.

But, save us from what, exactly?

I mean, it looks like his government spending policies and national security policies won't be too radically different from George W. Bush, right?  So what will the Savior actually do?

Well, here is my personal top ten list of things that He Will Deliver Us should deliver on:

10) Remake all the Star Wars prequels so they don't suck.

9) Get Mother Nature on board with this whole "global warming" thing so we can stop freezing our asses off and shoveling snow.

8) Asteroids!

7) Stop NBC from pan-and-scanning The Office for everyone who doesn't have widescreen.

6) The Children (tm).

5) Killer space robots!

4) Make all the VCRs in the world stop blinking "12:00."

3) Finally stop that pesky Voldemort once and for all!

2) The BCS.

And finally, the number thing the Annointed One should get to work on right away:

1) No more lame reality TV shows!

KHHHHAAAANNNN!!!!

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!

For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

Farewell, my old friend.