Resistance is futile!

Don't stand next to this guy when balloon goes up...

Man confirmed as survivor of BOTH atomic bombs.

Keep away from him during thunderstorms.

Wow... we were only kidding before...

We joked around during the election and up to inauguration about how Barack THE CHOSEN ONE Obama was going to do everything from lowering the waters to fixing the BCS.  Well, at least while Fargo is under water, THE ONE will have his chance to do one of these things...

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That's no moon...

Rumors getting more serious...

Coyote has more rumors, this time coming in from D.C., on Mayor Leiken running for DeFazio's seat.

This is why you shouldn't waste your time with "college" in Oregon

By now you have probably already heard about Jeff Maxwell, the WOU student expelled for LAWFULLY carrying a concealed handgun.  What you might not have heard is that Oregon War Veterans Association is ready to provide Maxwell with an attorney so the former Marine can sue the crap out of that worthless school.

Now, I certainly applaud this effort.  However, I can't help but think it might also be good for folks to raise money not for legal fees, but to help Maxwell pay for tuition at a real school.  I am sure Hillsdale would be ready and willing to accept this young patriot...