Below is the e-mail I sent to Dave Barry and his response. Other than removing or altering some personal contact information, it is complete and unedited:
From: Dave Blog (MHPC)
Sent: Friday, October 09, 2009 9:42 AM
Subject: RE: Your thoughts on not winning the Nobel Prize?
I have filed a lawsuit.
Sent: Fri 10/9/2009 11:23 AM
To: Dave Blog (MHPC)
Subject: Your thoughts on not winning the Nobel Prize?
Yet again, the Nobel committee has failed to recognize your brilliance. Meanwhile, they have given the Peace Prize to Barack Obama. Does this make their slight of you sting even more?