Resistance is futile!: See hot pictures of Britney Spears naked!

Sunday, 03 October 2004

See hot pictures of Britney Spears naked!

UPDATE: breaking news from red-hot vixen Michelle Malkin...

NAKED PREGNANT BRITNEY TO POSE NUDE FOR VANITY FAIR!

UPDATE:

We've been slipping in the Google rankings, so the time has come to spice things up with hot new content. We are committed to making Resistance is futile! the best NAKED BRITNEY SPEARS site on the internet! There is no better place to find BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED.

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UPDATE: BOOBIES!

Now go away, you pervs! Or at least check out the rest of my website, now that you are here. Maybe you can learn about things like American Government, the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, Elections, Music and Movies, and more. Or, just beat it. Perv.

If you aren't a perv, please add your own search topics below. The more Google hits, the better. But keep it fairly clean, please. Mom might read this.

UPDATE: If you appreciate this webpage and would like to link to it, feel free to use this picture:

Perv

Thank you, fake SarahK. Just make your own pseudo-porn-trolling page and send a trackback to be included.

NEW: The Britney Spears breast pump!

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Please use the comments and trackback to link to your own Britney Spears idiocy.

Oct 3, 2004 1:59:00 PM | Fun Fun Fun

27 Comments

Britney Spears naked! And while we are here, let's also lure them in with kiddie porn, legalizing pot, Carmen Electra, Bush's National Guard memos, and an iguana.

I'd like to find out whose search leads to THAT.

Posted by: zippy | Tuesday, 12 October 2004 at 02:02 PM

Let's not forget the Paris Hilton Sex Tape. That should lure in a few more men in trenchcoats!

Posted by: Gullyborg | Tuesday, 12 October 2004 at 03:14 PM

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Posted by: Vishnu Troll Daddy Earth Goddess | Wednesday, 13 October 2004 at 10:23 AM

A quick check of my stats board shows two off site hits came in from search engines. Amazing. 800 billion web pages of porn out there, and 2 random people clicked on my webpage because of the words contained here. And that is today.

Asian beauties
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Viox
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video poker

The net is out.

Posted by: Gullyborg | Wednesday, 13 October 2004 at 11:30 PM

Oh, and I should mention Nigerian scam artists.

Posted by: Gullyborg | Saturday, 16 October 2004 at 11:24 PM

no comments

Posted by: Mahesh | Saturday, 23 October 2004 at 09:54 PM

Suckered in another one. That's over 100 so far. Actually, that's about 10% of all my traffic to this site. Kind of a bummber, actually.

Boobs.

Boobies.

Big Bare Boobies.

Bazambas!

Posted by: Gullyborg | Saturday, 23 October 2004 at 10:11 PM

This post continues to be my number one hit from search engines. A check on Google now shows that, if you enter "Britney Spears naked" and search, this page is the 13th page on the list.

Let's get this up to number one!

Posted by: Gullyborg | Friday, 05 November 2004 at 11:51 PM

Let's not forget everybody's favorite taboo topics:

BEASTIALITY! You can love your pets; just don't LOVE your pets.

INCEST! If you can't keep it in, keep it in the family.

Been said already, but let's have another show of hands for kiddie porn!

Jenna Bush

Lindsay Lohan

Hillary Duff

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Katie Holmes

Christina Aguillera

Beyonce Knowles

Kate Beckinsale

Angelina Jolie

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:-)

(bigger net for ya!)

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Posted by: Gullyborg | Sunday, 07 November 2004 at 04:14 PM

goofball.

Posted by: sarahk | Monday, 08 November 2004 at 05:05 PM

*giggles*

I threw a link to you up top as well, in the "girls with guns" section.

Posted by: Gullyborg | Tuesday, 09 November 2004 at 11:46 AM

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Posted by: steveo | Tuesday, 09 November 2004 at 10:45 PM

Looks like this page is dropping down on the Google hit list for searches... time to spice it up some...

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Brittany

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... ok, I wonder if that will spice things up with the old Google hits?

Posted by: Gullyborg | Thursday, 18 November 2004 at 03:33 PM

Looks like most hits now are coming from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Hmmm? Did something happen in the news lately to give them a spike among perv searches?

Posted by: Gullyborg | Tuesday, 23 November 2004 at 03:25 PM