72 Virgins

Well, as you probably already know, Zarqawi has gone to meet his 72 virgins.  Unfortunately for him, he failed to read the fine print in his virgin contract, because he is about to meet 72 of these in Hell:

Burn in hell, you scum sucking infidel!  72 pulsing rhino penises aren't enough for what you have done in the name of the "religion of peace."

Comments

[Sean]

Okay, I never wanted to read the phrase "72 pulsing rhino penises," especially right before lunch. Thanks for that.

[BobG]

Don't be coy; tell us what you really think...

[DirtCrashr]

The tinfoil Left keeps saying that it's hopeless, "another will rise up and take his place," but despite Al Quaeda's attempt at projecting THE image of Global Teror Inc., they aren't organized the way any real corporate entity is. It's much more of a feudal system. Real corporations have legal duties and shareholder responsibilities that shape their structure, these assholes are organized according to the Eastern-Despot Management Style as is their native cultural bent, with a Strongman around whom others are drawn not a Management Team. Their chain of command is a vertical alignment of charisma and some skill, descending in lesser degrees of each and tinged with insanity, down to the discreet cell-structure where drug-fueled madmen reside.

[Gullyborg]

not only do they use the "another will rise up" every time we kill someone, but with the same breath they contradict themselves by saying "and we didn't get Bin Laden," as in "if we get Bin Laden, there won't be another one rising up."

Which is it?

[Theway2k]

Now that is funny! And I thought I went over the top at my postings. I am surprised the Mohammedans have not shown up here accusing you of hate speech. They can't stand the obvious. Good show.

[Max]

Well, I for one am deeply offended by this blatant insult to the highly endangered eastern black rhino. They're good animals - unlike the Sunni.

You know why you can't circumcise them? It has nothing to do with their so-called "faith". There just ain't no end to them pricks!

[Tammy Brotton]

Hello gully great post!!!

[JustaDog]

And to think that liberals tried to assert he died because American soldiers bet the shit out of him. I wish that were the case - or better yet, Iraq women beat him to death.

We'll just have to settle on a couple of big bombs lopped on his ugly pork-eatt'n carcas.

Now to target the next one...