Armageddon is here. The Apocalypse has come. Today is June 6, 2006. That means:
Let him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the Beast; for it is a human number, and it is Six-Hundred-Sixty-Six.
- Revelations (13:18)
And in the news, evidence that the Mark of the Beast has come:
Mortgage demand drops as 30 year fixed rate climbs to 6.66%.
And that no man shall buy or sell, save that he have the mark of the Beast.
- Revelations (13:17)
There it is folks, no one is getting their mortgage refinanced without the Mark of the Beast, as has been foretold in the Book of Revelations.
Golly! Looks like we're hosed.
What if I aleady re-fi'd at six even? What do the theologians say then?
Posted by: Bob | Tuesday, 06 June 2006 at 12:07 PM
If you are one of the first 144,000 to refinance below 6.66% then you get to go up in the Rapture, I think. Or something.
Posted by: Gullyborg | Tuesday, 06 June 2006 at 12:12 PM
I thought the Number of the Beast was BR549?
(Obscure reference)
Posted by: BobG | Tuesday, 06 June 2006 at 01:48 PM
Hee Haw is, indeed, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: Gullyborg | Tuesday, 06 June 2006 at 10:09 PM
BobG ... Bwahahahahahahaaha ... haven't known anyone else to use that but me in years!
Question ... if Jehovah's Witnesses believe that *only* 144,000 get to go to heaven, *why* to they keep recruiting??? Can't they do the math??
Posted by: HMIL | Tuesday, 06 June 2006 at 10:28 PM
Easy, HMIL; they're trying to get the 144,000 BEST converts; the rest are just backups...
Posted by: BobG | Wednesday, 07 June 2006 at 10:14 AM
Good thing I didn't re or finance any thing!!! I did sell my house before June 6th, and I thought that was Heaven!!!
Posted by: SpankThatDonkey | Sunday, 11 June 2006 at 06:04 PM