Thursday, 24 August 2006

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

Obviously, these "scientists" never watched Seinfeld...

Study: Polar Bear Genitals Are Shrinking!

Scientists blame pollution.  But as any Seinfeld fan (or any actual man) can tell you, being in cold water causes shrinkage. Maybe the polar bears should consider a tropical vacation...

Aug 24, 2006 7:00:51 AM | Animals, Filthy Lies, Science, Television, Travel

3 Comments

Kristopher

Why is a government agency paying someone to measure the gonads of polar bears?

Posted by: Kristopher | Thursday, 24 August 2006 at 10:34 AM

Max

Good enough question, Kristopher - but hey, better theirs than mine!

Posted by: Max | Friday, 25 August 2006 at 02:52 PM

ScottG

Frightened Turtle strikes again!

Posted by: ScottG | Friday, 25 August 2006 at 04:22 PM

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