Resistance is futile!

Forget Labor Day...

Today is NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY!

(did you notice - the chair has a teleprompter?)

It's been like 7 years

And still, the #1 Google image search for "nice jewish girl" leads to my blog...

Wait, we didn't already know that?

Great big faaaaaaaabulous news:

Turns out, Clay Aiken is gay!  Gay, I say!  GAY!

Wow, who woulda thunk it?

But wait, there's more.  MORE!

Turns out, Lindsay Lohan is, too!

Well, color me surprised!

OK, back to important stuff...

Typical government overspending

OK, I suppose I need to take an afternoon off of work and actually make a blog post about Eliot Spitzer.

All I can say is...

What kind of idiot spends $5,000 an hour on a hooker?  What, didn't he shop around for a better deal first?  I mean, what the hell?  I just spent 2 minutes doing a basic Google search and concluded that a tenth that price seems to get you the finest call girls of the web.  Typical liberal politician: just throw money out the window without even checking first to see if there is a more cost-effective method.

No wonder New York State under Spitzer is billions of dollars in the red.

That's all I have to say about that.

For now.

FRED ON!

Apply directly to the White House!

Boobies!

Hey, I almost forgot... it's October, and that means it is once again time for all bloggers to do their part to help fight breast cancer.  And to have fun doing it!

Am I the only person who sees what's going on there?

I can imagine him saying to his inner circle: "Yes, I am dissolving our government, setting me up to become the world's most powerful dictator, as I was always meant to be; but the people won't notice as long as they are having sex!"

I think Fred Thompson needs to choose a Vice-President who is an expert on Cold War-Era Soviet affairs, someone who knows Russian culture, language, and politics.  Who could that be?

If I had the money, I'd buy it!

Not because it would save the planet, but because it can 0-60 in 4 seconds AND do it without making any engine noise.  I bring you, THE TESLA:

Oh yeah, and it looks GOOD, too!

You want to save the planet by making electric cars?  Well, I am not going to debate the ecological and environmental aspects of it here.  They aren't relevant to this post.  What is relevant is this:

If you want to get people driving hybrid and electric cars, make hybrid and electric cars that people want to drive.  The Prius is a nice, comfortable, easy to drive car.  A lot of people will want it.  But there are a lot of people out there who would never be caught dead driving one - not because it uses electricity, but because it is a dork mobile.  Offer consumers choices like the Tesla, and you start to tap in to a whole different market.  This is a car a Ferrari driver could embrace.  Offer more models, increase production numbers, and costs go down.  Pretty soon, you have choices that begin to appeal to the Mustang crowd: people who can't spend six figures on a car, but would happily spend a third of that on a car that looks sharp and goes fast.

As for me, I don't give a rip if the car is good for the planet or not.  I want it to go when I hit the accelerator, stop when I hit the brake, turn when I turn the wheel, and do it all comfortably - while looking good.  Get the price tag on this baby down to about half what it is now, get the battery capacity up to about double what it is now - both feasible goals as production increases and technology becomes more sophisticated - and I'm buying one.

Doing it for the troops!

What do my blog's advertisers, the hotties of Maxim magazine, and our wounded troops have in common?

Hopefully a lot!

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Ah, Salem...

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